Luke Hall Victoria and Albert Museum, London 31 Oct 201612 Apr 2017 Here’s Just How Talentless You Are Luke Hall It’s hard to believe what human beings were capable of in the olden times when they weren’t busy catching plague and drowning…
Luke Hall City Hall, London 15 Oct 201612 Apr 2017 City Hall Sonnets Luke Hall Poking out of London’s embankment sits a glassy building that looms by the Thames like a designer monocle. Inside this cornucopia lives the Mayor and…
Luke Hall Model Wimborne Minster 29 Sep 201612 Apr 2017 Model Citizen Luke Hall At a towering 5ft, 5 it’s an incredibly rare occurrence for me to ever get the one up on someone in the height department, let alone…
Luke Hall Itchen Navigation 28 Sep 201612 Apr 2017 Itchen For Variety Luke Hall “One of the most beautiful and wildlife rich waterways,” at least that's what the plaque said. The Itchen Navigation (not to be confused with another…
Luke Hall Knowlton Church 18 Sep 201612 Apr 2017 The Knowlton Erection Luke Hall The tower of Knowlton Church bears a striking resemblance to my penis; shrivelled and gargantuan in size, but of course I must admit that I’ve…
Luke Hall Reading 2 Sep 201612 Apr 2017 Clam Chowder Brothel Luke Hall Many crimes happen in Reading; vandalism, prostitution, voting majority remain, the endless crime wave will eat away at you like an auto-immune disease, until all…
Luke Hall Newbury Retro Festival 16 Aug 201612 Apr 2017 In Retrospect Luke Hall Old motors, live swing, vinyl cramped marquees and a piercing shade of Hepburn, our napalm sunburnt carcasses peeled through Newbury Retro Festival, and it was a…
Luke Hall Northbrook Avenue 23 Jul 201612 Apr 2017 Can Fish Masturbate? Luke Hall “Mr Frodo!” The hobbit runs, his hairy bare feet scampering through the blades of damp grass. “Mr. Frodo, sir!” In his hand he clutches a…
Luke Hall Wimbourne Folk Festival 4 Jul 201612 Apr 2017 Sticky Witches and Pork Luke Hall Nestled within Dorset, lies the small countryside town of Wimbourne. Even with its immense charm and rich history, its still a town with a…
Luke Hall Saatchi Gallery 25 Jun 201612 Apr 2017 Exhibitionism (and Butt Plugs) Luke Hall My latest venture is one of culture and refinement, and inspired by a video sent to be by the great head of hair that…
